Fist Me This Christmas by The Wet Spots

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! May you get everything your naughty little heart desires. Personally, I want The Wet Spots to carol in my neighborhood.

Sex Education Songs

There aren’t many songs about sex ed, but these are the three “winners” I found.

First, there’s “Sex Ed Rocks” by Smoosh with hardcore, screeching lyrics, distorted guitars and a bunch of shout-outs and covers on Youtube. The video and accompanying subtitles make it work.

I also found one made by some reality show celeb. This one sucks in the worst sense of the word.