Someone, somewhere is turned on by this picture.
I raise my mimosa this morning to bid adieu to 2009, the worst year ever. The world seems at its lowest right now, so things can only get better. Right?
Many of my friends mark 2009 as a learning year. I sure as hell hope so. If we as individuals, cities, nations, cultures and subcultures stroll into 2010 padded with willful ignorance and blind to the lessons of the last decade, there is no hope for anyone.
But I’m an optimistic cynic. Here are my hopes for the world of sex in 2010. Continue reading
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! May you get everything your naughty little heart desires. Personally, I want The Wet Spots to carol in my neighborhood.
The ad is very cute and I’m stoked to see a positive representation of teen sexuality. But I’ve tasted flavored condoms before. Eeew. (Yes, I am still in finals and unwilling to write anything.Video overload FTW!)
Once again, Europe leads the way in explicit ads for sexual products. Let’s compare!
USA: It’s a thing that goes on your finger and makes you giggle while somehow enhancing your sex life.
UK: Parents come to visit, secret sex toy sliced for serving, cucumber sandwiches eaten. Funny in an awkward way.
Jezebel posted the most adorably bizarre video of a penis doing its best Teletubbie impersonation. I immediately reposted onto my Facebook because, you know, sharing is caring. And I care enough to subject my friends to my strange sense of humor.
While I get that not everyone finds a penis playing peek-a-boo with its own foreskin as funny as I do I did not anticipate the response left by a male friend: Continue reading
My friend sent me a link to one of the freshest male masturbation toys I’ve seen in awhile. Behold, the Tenga Egg:
Is it for breakfast? No! It's for your penis!
I’m in finals and consumed by papers and and my caffeine addiction. Here’s an awesome commercial.
An anonymous question submitted in class by a high school student:
“Why does drunk sex last longer?”
I raised an eyebrow and looked out at my students. “It only seems like it lasts longer.”
I love reading FAIL Blog (I am a proud LOL-lover in general) but when I saw this clip I was just confused. Not until the very end did the aha! moment grab me.
I’m not sure if I should be ashamed or worried that the DMV has a dirtier mind than me.
There aren’t many songs about sex ed, but these are the three “winners” I found.
First, there’s “Sex Ed Rocks” by Smoosh with hardcore, screeching lyrics, distorted guitars and a bunch of shout-outs and covers on Youtube. The video and accompanying subtitles make it work.
I also found one made by some reality show celeb. This one sucks in the worst sense of the word. Continue reading