Enhanced Penis Sex


Two of my friends are moving to Singapore for a year and I went to their going away party Friday night. I will be meeting up with them in Thailand next month and was chatting to strangers about my upcoming trip.

One woman told me about her friend’s trip there a few years ago.

“He had penis surgery. Like, he had implants put in.”

I was really skeptical. Surgeries to make penii bigger are often unsuccessful. “What, he had fat put in?”

“No, no, no. He had these metal balls put in underneath the skin.”

“What?!” I have never, ever, ever heard of this before other than as a surface piercing and the body often rejects those. I went home and scoured the internet to figure out if this was real.

As far as I can tell, no, there is no penile enhancement surgery involving metal ball implantation. The only penis implants on the market are inflatable and meant for erectile dysfunction. Penis not working so well? Screw exercise and proper diet, get the AMS 700 Series Inflatable Implant!

For anyone wondering about making the penis bigger, bad news: all non-surgical treatments are modern snake-oil and the surgical methods either potentially make your dick look lumpy or don’t do much once your little guy is hard.

Nonsurgical: Pills, potions, creams and stretching devices. They just don’t work. Enzyte? After that class action lawsuit, the company no longer claims to make your member bigger.

Surgical: There are a couple of different methods to enlarge the penis.

  • Penile Lengthening: A surgeon cuts a suspensory ligament and voila! Your penis will now be longer and all the guys in the locker room will envy you. Here’s the catch: you will only look longer when flaccid and when erect your penis will flop around.
  • Penile Fat Transfer: This is simply a series of fat injections. Take fat from body part A and transfer into body part B. Sounds simple enough, right? No. The technique is difficult and the fat can easily move around in the penile shaft, creating a pretty unsightly pecker. (When I was 15 I read a horror story in Maxim magazine about a penis implant surgery gone awry that left the patient with golf-ball sized lumps in his penis. Yikes). The other issue with this method: Fat is squishy!  How hard can an erection be when it’s cushioned by fat?
  • Penis Dermal Transfer: A surgical method that uses both fat and skin strips to deal with the fat absorption issue. As is the case with many clever ideas, this makes the surgery even more difficult and the risk of a disfigured penis skyrockets.

All in all, penis enlargement methods are expensive and dicey. Besides, people learn to deal with lots of adversity much greater than having a small penis.

Still feeling bad? Read this. He’ll make you feel better.

2 thoughts on “Enhanced Penis Sex”

  1. Wow. Body modification technology is insane.Thank you for the link! To anyone else, note that the first link is NSFW but the second link is all good.

    The thing I don’t understand is why that man mentioned by the woman at the bar went all the way to Thailand to get it done.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s